Stuff matters less in retirement. Give experiences.
by Phil Burgess, Unabridged from the Life section of the Annapolis Capital, Sunday December 22, 2019
With only three shipping days till Christmas, last-minute gift-buying can be a source of tension.
Some gift-buying decisions are easy. For example, for young ones, there’s the rule of four: something they want; something they need; something they wear; and something they read.
However, gift-buying for friends or relatives in their bonus years can be a challenge. For example, what kind of gift do you give to the bonus years empty-nester who is already downsizing and passing on furniture, tableware, pots and pans to adult children, young neighbors or Goodwill?
Or, what do you get later-life friends who have gone down to the sea to retire to a life as liveaboards on a boat, where finding room even for the necessities of life is a challenge? Or those who have leased or purchased a Winnebago or a do-it-yourself cargo van to “see America first”, as the old slogan used to say.
Like many others, we were once challenged to find appropriate gifts for our parents who already seemed to have everything. Then, during a visit to Green Bay, Wisconsin one Thanksgiving nearly 30 years ago, I was fretting out loud about this to my late father-in-law, Bernie Waldkirch. Bernie – a delightful father of nine children and a family physician who worked late into his bonus years – was content reading, visiting with friends, volunteering, gardening and having his family around.
“Bernie,” I said, “I have no idea what to get you for Christmas.”
“Not a problem,” he said. “Just get me a consumable – and one is enough.”
Consumables. I had to think about that for a minute – and then I thought, “Wow! That opens up a whole new world of gifting.” Bernie loved seven-year old Wisconsin cheddar cheese, so now I could get him cheese, which would surely bring a huge smile to his face. He was a hunter, so I could get him shells for his shotgun and dog food for Sniffer, his hunting dog.
Bernie loved orange marmalade, so now we could buy him a crock of Hartley’s Olde English Thick Cut Marmalade, which he would position squarely in the middle of the breakfast table, one of few instances he was slow to share.
Once he introduced us to the new idea of gifting “consumables,” it sparked our imagination and brought new delight to Christmas shopping – and birthdays and other special occasions.
Consumables, to my way of thinking, are a step up from “expressions” – e.g., flowers (“Say it with flowers”) or greeting cards (“When you care enough to send the very best”). I say “step up” because consumables make room for a lot more imagination.
For example, the unearthing of consumables led to thinking about other categories of gifts, items that would not expand the collection of stuff that clutters the home of the typical bonus years couple. The new, expanded revelation: Gifting “experiences.” After all, “consumables” are only a subset of “experiences.”
Think of an entertainment gift – such as a year’s subscription to Netflix or Roku or one or more premium channels on cable TV – such as HBO or pay-per-view sports. What about a pass to their favorite movie theater, a season subscription to the local symphony or another of the performing arts.
Think digital. What about and e-reader – such as an Amazon Kindle or a Barnes & Noble Nook – so a senior can read newspapers, magazines and books on a screen where they can enlarge the font as their visual acuity declines. The e-reader also helps with de-cluttering by replacing space-hogging books and dust-collecting encyclopedias with space-saving digital substitutes.
Think of a subscription to a favorite newspaper or magazine – such as The Atlantic Monthly, The Economist or National Geographic – or The Capital. Each is an experience gift.
What about a Samsung Play or iTunes debit card so that bonus years relatives can buy apps for their Android or iPhone – or a pass to attend “how-to” workshops to learn how to take their computer use beyond email and browsing the Internet to applications such as Facetime so they can talk toll-free and face-to-face in real time with their grandchildren, no matter how far away they might live. Or photography? Or online Scrabble, chess or other mind-stimulating games?
Indeed, the domain of “experience gifts” leads to an expanded world of gifting that we often ignore. Consider up-budget examples: The gift of an airline ticket to older parents so they can come see their grandkids. Or, parents in their bonus years may gift a family holiday – including their adult children and grandchildren – on a Gulf coast beach where the entire family might assemble for a week to enjoy each other, share experiences and relax.
For a bonus years couple on a tight budget or still shedding stuff, there are all kinds of possibilities. In one case we know, senior parents, preparing to move to a smaller home, gave each of several grown children, nephews and nieces a call on furniture, silverware, art work and other valuables, using a lottery-type approach – and made a party of it.
In another case, a neighbor devoted a day a week using his computer and digital photography technologies to create customized family histories with pictures tailored to the interests of each grandchild.
Younger ones can also gift experiences.
In my wife’s family, the nine adult children, instead of gathering, all at one time, on mom’s/grandmother’s birthday, decided to spread the birthday visits throughout the year – one family per month.
In another family we know, grandchildren give elderly parents “vouchers” or chits for raking the yard, cleaning the basement, washing windows, mowing the yard and other services that senior parents need, can no longer perform themselves but might hesitate to ask their grandchildren to do.
Then, of course, there are personal services gifts such as a pre-paid pass to the hair salon, the local spa or another indulgence that will be appreciated.
When all is said and done, the experience gift trumps all the others. And the greatest experience of all – and the greatest gift we can give – is the gift of unconditional love, acceptance and support. Indeed, the ancient scriptures admonish us to “honor your father and your mother.” Honor and love are often expressed by gifts. To paraphrase the late Lebanese-American writer and poet, Kahlil Gibran, “Gifts are love made visible” – especially gifts of experience and engagement, not stuff, whatever the age, whatever the season.